INTRUDER

WARNING WARNING THERE IS AN INTRUDER IN THE ROOM...."what? its just a kid...a 6 year old kid, what danger is there?" "OUCH! SHE KICKED ME...WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" "HEY I AN'T A KICKING/PUCHING BAG YA KNOW!" "HEY! I DIDN'T SAY I'LL PIGGYBACK YOU...GET OFF... OUCH YA STRAGGLING ME, GEBT OBFF!" "HEY THAT MY BED...IT AN'T A PLAYGROUND YA KNOW, DON'T JUMP ON IT...ESPECIALLY NOT ON THE PILLOWS" "HEY I JUST SAID NOT TO JUMP ON THE PILLOWS.....WHATEVER" "HEY DON'T GET MY NECK...OW...OUCH....DON'T STRAGGLE ME AGAIN...UNCLE HELP ME!!!"


if this was a chaotic world...this might be the real thing that i'll be saying this....but then again i don't have a intruder alarm in my room anyway...

incase you're wondering, this is a way over the head exaggeration of what happens when my 6 yr old cousin comes to my house. she used to stay here everyday. but ever since her grandparents moved in with her, she doesn't stay here during the day. she misses this place a bit...and she misses my bed cos its very bouncy....not to mention i have several pillows and a bolster so she never gets hurt when she jumps...also since this room was where she used to stay when she was like 1 yr old....so i guess she does have many fond memories here....

in case you're wondering, yes, she does kick me...usually i don't counter....i have a soft spot for young kindergarten kids...so i only lash out at older kids..haha....so technically i get bullied by a kid...haha irony in big bites