back to school

i know, its not your favourite day...its back-to-school-day... yes, you do miss all those hours you do nothing but stare at the ceilling...but now imagine how worthwhile you spend you time now! (if you think like that, you have never seen my class)

WELCOME TO THE NEW SCHOOL BUILDING (kind of limits the options of which school i'm in)
i'm in 4.13 (yes, the bad luck number) and we are corny...(who is the bibical character cornelius?)

thanks to rather lazy classmates, all it-related stuff has been pushed to me...i mean EVERYTHING. that means class website, class forum, class blah, class it-rep (NOOOO NOT AGAIN). best thing yet, i got bracers, that means you can attach a electricity source to my teeth and it will REALLY hurt.

i sit with song (THANK YOU GOD), he and i at least show more enthu spirit about doing work and doing it well this year. only one problem: the class geniuses (leonard and benedict), one is quiet(leonard-thanks for being a nice guy) and the other is a slacker(no thanks ben, being random isn't cool).

thankfully, i managed enough time to finished my core math homework 2 weeks in advance (thanks nike for the homework list) and now,song and i (or at the least i) am labeled " THE MOST EXTRA GUY IN CLASS" not to mention it doesn't help that typical acsi guys are rich,losers,not cool...the list is near endless (if you want a more detailed explaination, ask my bro, he'll tell you how different acsi guys are now compared to his batch, which i must agree with him, are 10000000000000to the power of infinity% more GENTLEMENLY then now)how i know?i'll explain soon

just came back from camp. not any fun camp, its a LEADERSHIP DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMME (which basically means we get to go get out blood sucked out my mozzies and get our food eaten by flies and get hit by water bombs and do almost senseless stuff with COMPLETELY sense-less classmates)(sorry maky song and kt) overall, it was SOOOO TIRING, EVERYONE LOOKS TANNED...even the guy who would make nicole kidman's skin tone look dark(he is that fair)

back to my classmates, i HAVE PROOF THAT THEY CAN CLASSIFY AS RICH TYPICAL "GENIUSES IN THEIR OWN LEAGUE"(in other words, guys who couldn't buy a girlfriend) GUYS (that only counts for my class, ONLY MY CLASS...other classes are not in this catergory;they are in "CATERGORY OF THEIR OWN")
...all these are the exceptions: daniel song, henry makmur,kenneth tang, leonard,binru,gerald(whom girls will love for his never dying smile),kanna,prabhu,raam,kumar,lucas,louis and maybe clifton, the prefects in class

STEP ONE ON BEING A GIT-OL: get the latest ipod (I mean THE LATEST ipod, including extra stuff) and ALWAYS BRING IT TO SCHOOL AND ALWAYS TRY TO FIND CHANCES TO LISTEN TO IT WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT

Step two: whenever you see a hardworking guy in class, call him extra, but the moment you get off from school, get a bus and attend tuition till you get brain freeze from overload of data


step three: act cool (doesn't mean you ARE cool, just ACT) includes, adding lots of slang, having the last laughs, copying work,refuse help from others (insist that they are wrong) then 5 mins later use their methods to solve problems, do heavy duty research on latest cool stuff(shoes,watches,glasses,pencil cases,finger guard-for no reason)and always bring it to school.spiking your hair is a MUST (in somecases, its not cos they wanna act cool, but spiking their hair is better than not)say rubbish in class when the teacher is busy being serious.try at every chance to insult another unpopular classmate

step four: try to be popular (i said TRY) do all kinds of stuff with the most "hippie" group of pple

if anyone follows these steps, especially in my school, i will personally escape to my fortress of solitude(that emits gun-fire and all those crappy game sounds)(yes, the school lan-shop)

Poser= One who poses. POSER IS NOT ONE WHO TRIES TO BE WHO HE IS...in otherwords, I AM I WHO I AM, UNLESS YOU ARE SO BLOODY INTERESTED IN BEING ME, HAVING HIVES,LONE WOLF_STYLED,COM GEEK, ANTI-SOCIAL, then i'm who i am, i am not posing as someone else, i will never be someone else, i can never be someone else, i am daniel.

i am daniel, daniel leong yongsheng, i will change for the better, but i will not be content when i'm trying to improve my character and suffer insult from posers calling me poser.

i am daniel, remember that name

i am titus leon

i am no one.